Leon
"Because of agitation from a small and pushy group of politically correct activists, the travelling carnival of which I was privileged to be a part was forced to shut down. The single upside of this tragedy was, however, that the caboose I called home was uncoupled not far from glue. They recognised the potential of my six extra digits for double-quick design, and, just one customised keyboard later, I began to call glue home. <!-- Leon was asked to write a bio. 50 words, that's all. They would have gone here. You would have read them instead of this. But did he? Did he hell. -->"